Every one must have heard Murphy law. I find this law is really good.
Here i am just listing some of the quotes i find interesting and i would like to start it from Murphy's law
" Things will go wrong in any given situation, if you give them a chance"
"If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong"
Other quotes that i like are...
"After months of training and you finally understand all of a programs commands, a revised version arrives with an all new command structure"
Some developer can say below sentence
"That's not a "bug", thats a feature ! "
"Bugs will appear in one part of a working program when another 'unrelated' part is modified"
"At least one bug will be observed after the author leaves the organization"
"If such a program has not crashed yet, it is waiting for a critical moment before it crashes"
"Software bugs are impossible to detect by anybody except the end user"
"When something goes does go wrong, it won't be the thing you expected"
"In any "complete list", the most important item will be left off"
"The maintenance engineer will never have seen a model quite like yours before"
"It is axiomatic that any spares required will have just been discontinued and will be no longer in stock"
"If a circuit requires n components, then there will be only n - 1 components in locally-held stocks"
"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence"
"Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand"
Too good one... is
"When all else fails, read the instructions"
Here i am just listing some of the quotes i find interesting and i would like to start it from Murphy's law
" Things will go wrong in any given situation, if you give them a chance"
"If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong"
Other quotes that i like are...
"After months of training and you finally understand all of a programs commands, a revised version arrives with an all new command structure"
Some developer can say below sentence
"That's not a "bug", thats a feature ! "
"Bugs will appear in one part of a working program when another 'unrelated' part is modified"
"At least one bug will be observed after the author leaves the organization"
"If such a program has not crashed yet, it is waiting for a critical moment before it crashes"
"Software bugs are impossible to detect by anybody except the end user"
"When something goes does go wrong, it won't be the thing you expected"
"In any "complete list", the most important item will be left off"
"The maintenance engineer will never have seen a model quite like yours before"
"It is axiomatic that any spares required will have just been discontinued and will be no longer in stock"
"If a circuit requires n components, then there will be only n - 1 components in locally-held stocks"
"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence"
"Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand"
Too good one... is
"When all else fails, read the instructions"
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